'Last night, I turned to my boyfriend in bed and calmly asked him 'where would you put a human finger?' Once he had checked none of his were missing, he asked me why I wanted to know. I told him that my character was going to find one, but I wasn't sure where, so he suggested in a jar of pickles. So, that's what I've gone for.
It could have been worse. The other night I asked him what a kick in the dangle bag felt like. I can't print his reply!